Mrswrong's guide to keeping the "spark" in your relationship.

Okay, so I realize once you've been with your significant other for a while, things start to lose their "spark". This doesn't have to be the way. There are plenty of things you can do to keep your relationship exciting.
The following is a list that should really help. You're welcome.

Hide his keys (in your pocket), allow him to search a minimum of 20 mins, then offer to help and immediately "find" them. Do this daily for a week.

Refer to his genitalia as "pee pee" or my personal favorite "lil' peeter". Pretty much anything with "lil'" in front of it is sure to, at the very least, get you an eye roll and a dramatic sigh.

Put everything you know he eats regularly behind something else in the fridge, preferably on the bottom shelf. When he inevitably asks "babe, where's the whatever" after looking for 10 minutes, sigh and immediately "find" it. This works great with toothpaste also.

Keep asking the same question but phrase it 15 different ways.

Argue with him about something for at least an hour, or until he's good and fired up (about 7 minutes for MrWrong) then give him your cutest smile and say "oh, you're right, sorry baby, tee hee" then he can't stay mad, and that will annoy him further.

Ask him to do a household chore and then complain he didn't do it right. This always works well when leaving him to care for children, because he really won't do it right.

Gather a minimum of 57 pictures of an acquaintance's baby, the uglier the better. Look at each picture on your phone in this way; gaze lovingly at it, say "awe babe, look at this one" to each of the 57 photos. If his eyes begin to glaze, it's working.

If your man has regular bm's, this next one will work well for you; make sure there is only one roll of toilet paper in the bathroom with 2 squares left around that time. Again, repeat daily for at least a week.

Set your alarm 45 minutes early every morning and pretend you don't hear it. Make sure it is way across the room.

If this list doesn't make things more interesting, nothing will!! MrWrong is a lucky man!!