Sunday, January 20, 2013

The pep talk

A friend of mine's girlfriend dumped him.
He made the mistake of talking to me about it.

C'mon now, you'll find a new girl.
I know you think you're fat...you're not, you're just big boned.

Keep your chin up...
Ok, Now the other one...

"I can see you a year from now, with your plenty of fish girlfriend, hand in hand, taking long romantic trips to the fridge"



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