MrWrong's Dojo

When you start drinking does your mouth start writing checks your ass can't cash?

If so, Drunk as Fuck Dojo is the answer to your problems.

At Drunk as Fuck Dojo you will learn the fine art of drunken bar fighting from one of the nation's premiere trouble drunks: Master Wrong

Master Wrong has been banned from such established chains as TGIFriday's, Buffalo Wild Wings, and even Whole Foods.
He is an expert in the "What are you looking at?" and "You got a problem?" fighting styles, but is also very skilled in a variety of other styles including "Back off, she was talking to me."

Master Wrong will take you from the pansy-ass lush you are to a true insurance liability in just 5 weeks.

Intensive training includes self-offensive tactics such as:
-Wing sauce as a weapon
-Breaking a beer bottle without slicing and dicing your hands
- The 151 flame toss
- Flicking a lit cigarette into someone's face
And when all else fails:
- "Getting the fuck outta there"

Classes will be held every Monday and Wednesday

You'll come to class, get wasted drunk, and mix it up with other like-minded individuals.

Master Wrong will show you the path to true 'trouble maker.'

Only when you reach that point of enlightenment will you be able to tell that douche-bag how ridiculous his shirt/hat/girlfriend is with confidence...Confidence that only comes from being trained as a drunk as fuck fighter.

Classes start at $50 a week and are BYOB
At least a 12 pack is suggested per class.